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Proverbs 9:17-18 Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant. But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her guests are in the depths of hell.
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"I believed in once saved always saved", says the greedy of heart and sinful "professing Christian". Sin is Death-Darkness- "The wrath of God!"

*THE LORD'S BANNER*

HOLINESS-PEACE!__If the Son therefore shall make you free {from sin}, ye shall be free indeed. (John 8:36) Then said Jesus to those ...which believed on him, If ye continue in my word, {to be holy..free from this worlds lust and love for it} then are ye my disciples indeed; (John 8:31)
For he is not a Jew, which is one outwardly; neither is that circumcision, which is outward in the flesh: But he is a Jew, which is one inwardly; and circumcision is that of the heart, in the spirit, and not in the letter; whose praise is not of men, but of God. (Romans 2:28-29) But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God. (John 1:12-13)"THE ONLY JEW GOD LOVES"
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They're Back! Church Bulletins: Thank God for church ladies with typewriters and/or computers with spell check!!!!!! These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.

Ø     The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes all meals.

Ø     The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight "Searching for Jesus."

Ø     Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a wonderful chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

Ø     The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Ø     Remember in prayer the many who are sick in our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Ø     Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Ø     Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Ø     For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Ø     Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Ø     Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes  of Pastor Jack's sermons.

Ø     The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."

Ø     Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

Ø     A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

Ø     At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Ø     Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Ø     Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Ø     Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

Ø     The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Ø     Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

Ø     The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

Ø     This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ø     Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

Ø     The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Ø     Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

Ø     The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Ø     Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Ø     The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."